My Favorite Physics Joke
Heisenberg and Schrodinger are driving a BMW down the highway at a very fast speed. Suddenly, they see police lights in the rear view mirror and pull over to the side of the road. Two policeman wander over to their car.
“Do you have any idea how fast you were going?” Asks one officer.
“No,” says Heisenberg, “but I know precisely where I am.”
The policeman glares at him. “You were going 117 miles an hour, smartass.”
“Damn! Now I’m lost,” says Heisenberg, who quickly pulls out a calculator as Schrodinger giggles.
The officer grows irate. “Out of the car!” he yells, and begins searching the car while his partner pats down the two physicists.
After a furious search of the vehicle, the officer returns to glower at the two scientists, now handcuffed and sitting on the jersey barrier.
“No drugs, but did you guys know you had a dead cat in your trunk?”
Schrodinger sighs and rolls his eyes, visibly annoyed.
“We do now, asshole.”